i can’t understand why people can be such jerks.  why can’t people just say whats going on in their mind instead of playing stupid games with people making them think there is something wrong with YOU and that YOU are the one with the problem. well no actually,no i’m not the one with the problem… i’m not the one who says irrational stupid comments to make some feel quite frankly shit about themselves because i can’t express myself in a normal way instead  reverting back to tactics used by ten year old boys. GROW UP! i don’t care what is going on in your head, i don’t care if your ’severely messed up’ from your last relationship, do you think i actually give a shit because honestly, HONESTLY i couldn’t give a damn anymore i’m sick of you and your stupid games. So well done you’ve fucked up again.

Some would say a rant is a moan but that’s just not true is it a rant is a man at the end of his tether so much so that he would  punch a fucking door but it would wake his dame.

Fuck them all I say these moaners and whiners, these people who have this crazy fucked up notion that the world owes them something. Always blaming anyone but themselves for being a total fucking idiot, dole dossers say “Foreigners are taking our jobs” yeah they are also paying taxes so you can sit on your lazy arse and roll 50 fags a day numb nuts. Parents blaming games, movies, music, social networking for all their child’s problems, stop watching Corrie and get to know your child, chances are you’ll know if they’re a psycho or suicidal. And you know they’re playing violent games , watching SAW 3, listening to 50 cent and using facespace you bought them, wankers, bad parenting skills. Husbands who don’t have the balls to tell their wives that they want to watch the footie on Saturday instead of going shopping and then whine about it all day, new man? fucking whipped more like pussy boy. Take off the pink shirt and loafers, open a beer and wake up your balls. All those people who looked pissed off when they’re driving home from work, you’re driving home for fucks sake its supposed to be a good time. Drug addicts “you don’t know what its like to be an addict” damn right I don’t, you know why? because NO is in my vocabulary. People who strike who are not firemen, policemen, doctors, nurses, soldiers or  carers, go fuck yourselves you greedy self righteous cunts what are you doing to save lives, change the world or help people, fuck all, so go suck a fat one.

And last but not least to guys like me who get pissed off when they see all this shit going on but lack the drive to do anything about it, because at this time the world has beat me in to submission. Fuck me and any one like me I am everything I dislike right now by day fake, uninterested and dull by night uninspired, lonely and bitter, oh what a wonderful life. But at least I can change that and that makes me feel a shit load better

I can’t escape the fucking nutters! Making a cup of coffee i notice a picture of a foot on my bag of sugar and the caption “reducing with the carbon trust”. there’s another bit informing me to cut down on Co2 by filling my kettle with only the water i need!

What the shitting fuck has it got to do with silver spoon what i put in my kettle? Leave me the fuck alone you nosy brainwashing cunts. I don’t come to your factory and tell you how to make shitting sugar do I? Well, do I? Fuck me backwards i’m getting the hump!

Mac’s are a bag o shite. Seriously i’m no windows fangirl but if you choose a mac over a pc i think you’re a idiot. Macs are tempremental and slow. They only do certain actions for what you have told them to do,like a pretentious moron. Also working in graphics you need to use photoshop and photoshop is just as crap as macs.I hate using the mouse as well cus all sortsa useless shit comes on screen when you mistakenly press a button and then you have to work out how to get rid of it off your screen. And it opens up powerpoint,word documents on shitty cheap programs like Text edit and when your document loads its all outta place and the text is jumbled and on top of each other. The battery life on the macbooks run out as quickly as possible and the log in/out takes ages. I think the people who say Macs are better than pcs are just pseudo intellect ‘look at me i’m quirky and special’ fuckwits the type of people who think McDonalds tea is not good enough for them so they spend their time at Starbucks drinking their ‘quality’ tea whilst staring artitically out the window.Twats.

Global warming yeah right, one of those carbon cunt-sultants should come and sit in my front room because I am freezing my bollocks off. I suppose the smug tosser would inform me that this cold snap is obvious proof that we are tampering with mother earth – well fuck off. I am old enough to remember being told oil will run out by 1982, acid rain will kill all life on earth and the old chestnut – we are entering a new ice age!

The only difference now is that some Scottish knob called Brown is going to make us pay & the tax collector wears a wwf badge these days.

It’s a real shame those wanky little climate campers aren’t out in the snow, instead the little pricks are wrapped up nice and warm in mummy and daddie’s 5 bed mock tudor giving the central heating system a spanking. Their knitted fucking hats with droopy ear covers in the cupboard untill next summer, when it’s time to fuck up people’s flights who are just trying to have a 2 week holiday from work and whose tax pays for these little fuckwits so called education – little tossers. Put ‘em in the army.

Is it only me who has noticed a distinct similarity between a certain ginger haired army type and Prince Harry?
It’s pretty obvious who the father is to the balding taller one but come on, you don’t have to be a fucking genius to work out that something went where it shouldn’t have done when it comes to his brother.
Should I be found dead in mysterious circumstances , David Kelly like, we will all know why!

First rant and I’m fucking fuming! Watched the news last night, apparently Myleene Klass whoever  the fuck that is was in her Kitchen doing what ever when she saw some fuckwit staring at her through the window, fairplay to her , she picked up a kitchen knife and held it or waved it around for the perv/drug crazed nutter to see in an attempt to scare him off. Our wonderfull boys in blue have now cautioned her stating that it was illegal for her to wave around an offensive weapon in her home.What the fuck do they expect people to do under such circumstances and if its illegal to have a kitchen knife in the house how the fuck can we cut our fucking bread!so there.

I’m getting so pissed off with people that are up their own arses. GRR . People that think they’re all high and mighty, the world revolves around them and everyone else should just bow down and kiss the ground they walk on. GO AWAY. Stop telling me how to live my life! Reduce the size of your head and maybe shut your pie hole for once in a while. Just because you shout the loudest, doesn’t mean you’re right. They’re all like “Oh no dear, i couldn’t possibly be seen to be conversing with such pond life. Quick dear, hop skip across the road, i cannot share valuable pavement space with scum.”

Geez, if you’re so bloody precious go live on your own island away from us commoners.

Now look here, you have displayed the same rant for weeks, when are you going to change it. Am i right in thinking that this is a display of shit management we have become so used to, pull your finger from your arse and get on with it for fuck sake and let us ranters rant. You have a great concept here , my only complaint is that you allow ,young, inexperienced, americanised fuckwits on here ranting about total bollocks that quite frankly only they would have any regard for.We have a whole world of rantable wrongs going on so come on, theres a good boy!.

with the emphasis on mental!  Carbon footprint, carbon credit, global warming, eco friendly, you know what? I don’t give a fuck! I wont be here when the earth goes tits up so bollocks to it and bollocks to all you mentalcases. It’s just a big fucking money-making bandwagon jumping con and everyone wants a seat but not me. So your product helps the environment, what do you want? A fucking medal? I’m disinterested and have switched off. I’m not going to buy your car with it’s low emissions so stick it where the sun don’t shine. I want an Aston Martin with a V12 and crappy consumption and i’m gonna drive it where your carbon footprint should go, right up the crack of your ass!

If  the situation was so bad, why are people still allowed to drive cars? Why does the world still revolve around oil? Why is China firing up coal fired power stations? I could go on. It’s about making ordinary Joe feel guilty instead of industry and then conning us.

I’m going to buy a Bugatti Veyron and drive it like i stole it, imagine the fuel consumption on that 1000 bhp w16 engine!

I’m expecting incoming from you environmentalists but before you spout forth your bile, just remember, i don’t give a fuck! Happy trails!