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Bloody Spam emails | |
| Spam emails have got to be the most bizarre thing I receive in my email inbox. I go to lengths to state that I, under no circumstances, want the crap they are peddling. The servers I use have spam protection, the email client I use has spam protection built in. Yet still I get emails offering me various pills and potions. Ah but these are not the normal crap these are special because they are spelt with multiple a's or replaced characters with numbers.
To me this is the equivalent of putting a moat around my house, adding machine gun nests on each corner and setting 4 large men with baseball bats outside my door. Then putting a huge neon sign up that says "salesmen will be beat to death". The salesman that knocks on my door should realise that I don't actually want to talk to him and he is likely to get a less than friendly reception when they come calling. When one does and the baseball bats make a mess of their face they act surprised. "But you might want to talk to me" they say. Why? are you special? You think that your product is so good that I didn't mean you? You think that I meant every other salesman but you? Well I didn't, I meant exactly what I said. Here's a hint. I didn't want the crap when it was spelt right. I have said so very, very, very clearly. I won't open an email and go "oh look it got through to my inbox, I'll take 5" I will simply hunt the morons down and castrate them with a sledgehammer. | |
by khainestar |
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